Top 5 Volcanic Lairs for Evil Geologists

It’s natural to assume that geologists as a breed, are of good stock.  They are hale, hearty, don’t mind a spot of outdoor activity and most importantly don’t do evil.  However there’s always a bad apple in any given group and it follows that some of you reading this will be bone fide Evil Geologists.  It is to that group that I address this blogpost.

Like most evil scientists, you Evil Geologists will need a lair in which to plot and plan your inevitable ascent to ruler of Earth and thenceforth, to bend its peoples to your evil whims.  Traditionally the top choice for such a base is an isolated stratovolcanic cone.  Preferably dormant, even better on an island away from any pesky local police or military interference.

As an Evil Geologist, you are in a unique position to find and exploit such locations. However, I hope you will allow me to give you some pointers to some of the best real-estate opportunities available for the discerning evil-doer.

Atlasov Island1. Atlasov Island: The perfect volcanic cone perched at the northern end of the Kuril islands.  No indigenous population, no tourists and very remote.  It’s an ultra-listed stratovolcano that last erupted in 1996.  There are a number of islands in the Kuril chain that would qualify as decent lairs, so it’s more than likely you’ll have evil neighbours.

Geological map of Surtsey2. Surtsey: A new, but short-term opportunity closer to civilisation.  This island was formed from 1963-1967 to the south-east of Iceland, after a volcanic eruption which started 130 metres below sea level. It only reached a size of 2.7 km2, and wind and wave erosion has been shrinking it ever since, so you’ll need to move fast. The island has lost half its area since was formed and is estimated to be under sea-level by 2100.

Jabal al-Tair Island

3. Jabal al-Tair: If you prefer warmer climes and a base positioned to dominate shipping channels, how about this island located at the mouth of the Red Sea?  The major drawbacks are that it erupted in 2007, is on the boundary between the Arabian and African plates and is likely to remain active for the foreseeable future.

Mount Fogo4. Fogo: A better bet in terms of recent activity is Mount Fogo.  The main cone last erupted in 1675, but there was an eruption of a vent in 1995. Unfortunately this island in Cape Verde is populated – but you can always do with a few recruits to assist with your diabolical schemes.

800px-hackert_blick_auf_lipari_und_stromboli_17785. Stromboli: No list of evil lairs would be complete without this volcano situated in the Mediterranean.  Tourists visit it, it was painted in 1778 (see left), and the name of a Bond villain was inspired by it.  It’s such an icon that I would not be surprised if it already had an Evil Geologist in residence.  Be on your guard for pre-installed piranha tanks and sulphur pits if visiting.


Reposted from Geological Society of London Blogspot archive. 


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